Conversation between my niece and I as she put sunscreen on my back...
Niece: What's that?! (poking my mole)
Me: Oh, that's Victoria.
Niece: What's a victoria?
Me: She's my red-headed, blood sucking mole.
Niece: Well, I don't want to touch it.
Me: Oh, she won't hurt you, it's me she's after.