Bella was complaining about the avocado I gave her to eat.
"It's supposed to be green on the inside NOT yellow. GREEN means it is ripe."
"Well, I don't know what color it is on the inside UNTIL I cut it."
"Well, it's not supposed to be YELLOW.", she accuses.
"Well, you will have to file a complaint with the Creator of the Universe, because I did not make that avocado. I only cut it."