Grocery Shopping

Going grocery shopping with my kids makes me want to:

A. jump off a tall building while repeatedly stabbing a rusty railroad tie into my eye socket.

B. chew on a tasty Oleander leaf while wrestling a Cobra and walking on hot coals.

C. go on a three day bender of Breyer's Chocolate ice-cream covered in crumbled bacon with a Drano chaser.

What about you?

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