Our dog, Lafawnda, enjoys cleaning her privates. She does so quite often. So often in fact, we call it "snacking". When I see her do it, I begin sining on of two songs "Let's Get It On" by Marvin or "Never, Never Gonna Give You Up". Those seem the best suited to her self-love. My neice, who is 19, says Lafawnda needs to make some friends!
She has also been known to hump people wearing ugg boots. I think that pretty much sums up how hideous ugg boots are (and smell apparently).
What disgusting habits do the pets (or people if you lack pets) pursue in your life?