Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

9/24/11

I Love Him

Did i ever tell you about the crazy lady (actually more like a girl) that bought a puppy form me and kept saying in this twee voice, "I LOOOOVEEEEE HERRRR! I LOVVVVEEEE HERRRRR!" I eventually slapped her to the ground but now that phrase is stuck in my head.

Anyways.

Here are my latest painting. I love them both (I LOVVEEEE THEMMMMM), equally. Sold two other paintings this week on etsy and to a student in my art class, yay for me!




Top is "European Robin on snowy branch" and beside is the close-up.
Bottom is "Vulturine Guinea" and beside is close-up.

I heart them equally. I will be sad to sell them.

Also, did I mention my house is a complete mind-job?

We moved everything out of the front of the house, and are currently using what was the coffee bar as the kitchen. Ya'll, the sink holds like 8 cups of water. Do you know how fucking hard it is to wash a glass in that size sink? How about a juicer (I am currently juicing several times a day)? Here is photographic evidence of my misery for when I completely lose it and kill someone at the grocery store with a carton of greek yogurt.

This is me making bacon in my MoFo Kitchen


Notice the juicer which is twice as large as the sink

I call this place My Mother Fucking Kitchen. Don't you feel better about your life?

9/10/11

Oh Dear God

Our house is falling in. Yep. That's right. I am not being factitious. We have been noticing the tile (which covers all of the the main living space) cracking for the last few years. It was ugly but whatev. Then we started noticing a more serious problem. We've had 6 guys look under the house and they have delivered all kinds of news from "I'll just replace three joints and spray some bleach and that'll git it done." to "Holy shit, ma'am, I...I don't...Jesus, there's so much...I think..." then that guy ran away crying.

Finally we found someone who had half a brain and wasn't going to screw us over. So, we are moving all the stuff from the living room, kitchen, dining, laundry room and the huge built in bookcase so they can completely pull up all the floors and replace joists, beams, sub-floor, and tile. This will take two weeks to replace it all. We feel completely overwhelmed.

On top of this, I have a scheduled art class for all the wednesdays of September, and we are going camping in the Appalachian mountains next weekend. We have two dogs that we don't know where to put when all this work is going on and a huge boat to get out of the way and school and living here for two weeks sans kitchen and our two main doors to enter/exit.

Let the shit rain down.















Our Great Room: we are moving all our stuff in here until the construction is over and we are using the coffee bar to make prepare and make our food.










Our Living room: after we moved all the stuff out. See that hallway, that goes to our bedrooms and we will have a plastic patchway to get to the great room for 2 weeks.

9/8/11

Just My Average Thursday

Text Conversation with my husband from just moments ago.

Him: Have you seen Kirk Douglas in "lust for life"?
Me: Uh...I don't know. How are you feeling? (He's been a little sicky.)
Him: Ok for now
Me: My love of you will heal your aches and pains.
Him: I wish
Me: (thinking of some Michael Scott comeback and failing) But it helps, right?
Him: That movie is the story of Van Gogh.
Me: What?
Me: Speaking of being an incubus of plague let's see Contagion this weekend. 
(We have thought for the last 3 weekends that we would go see it only to be disappointed that it wasn't out yet, I am already sick of Contagion (get it?)).
Him: Ok
Him: I could sneeze a lot in the movie and make everyone freak out.
Me: Perfect. It will be like a Project Mayhem thing!
Him: Lust for Life
    It won some awards. I put it in our Q
    Disk only
Me: Oh the Kirk Douglas one from the 70's. Yeah, I want to see that. Good job.

If this convo was hard to follow then you don't belong in my life. Because this is the rambling thought process multiplied by text-speak-lag that is my life.

8/26/11

Hurricane's a coming

We, in SC, are lucky this time, seems like Irene will pass us by. My girls and I just filled our 10 gallon water jugs, the pantry is stocked, I don't think too much will happen here. But each time a hurricane brews in the Atlantic my mind flies back to the Hurricane that destroyed everything I knew. Here is the article I wrote for The Sun News on the 20th anniversary of Hugo.

"It was September 1989, I had just started my junior year at Myrtle Beach High School. My life was full: I was on the dance squad, a member of various clubs, in the chorus, and excited about my new-to-me used car.  My parents owned a little motel on the beach in Surfside, we lived in an apartment behind the office. On September 25th my family and I turned all eyes to the television to watch a tropical development in the Atlantic. We had been through storms before, we thought we knew what to expect and how to prepare for whatever the ocean brought our way. Everything about our lives would soon change.

On September 28th we evacuated our beach front property in preparation from Hurricane Hugo. We knocked on the motel room doors to tell the few guests we had that we were leaving and they would need to as well. We began packing our belongings in our vehicles. I distinctly remember packing a bag with a few of my clothes, tucking in the dust ruffle on my bed and putting my beloved box of childhood mementos on top of my bed. I was sure the box would be safe there in case a little water came in. It was unsettling to leave our home running from a storm but we thought life would resume the next day.

My family and I drove to 2nd Avenue in Myrtle Beach, my mom thought being a few miles north and inland would be safer. My parents, brother, grandfather, our pets, and I would be staying with my oldest sister in her little house. The same house that had weathered numerous hurricanes without a scratch, all the way back to Hurricane Hazel in 1954.

At my sister’s house, we settled in with extra batteries, flashlights and candles and waited for landfall. We talked about the legend of my grandmother riding out Hazel in that house. She had watched through the windows, with her two young children, when Hazel hit during the day in 1954. When the eye of the hurricane passed over, she grabbed her children and raced to the beach. She stood at the dunes to watch the ocean violently roll and knead itself. She watched as 2nd Avenue pier broke apart. As the hurricane picked back up she returned to the safety of her home.

My only knowledge of disaster was what I had heard or read in my short life.  I had recently read ‘Alas, Babylon‘. As my family prepared the for the storm, remembering disaster preparations from the book, I filled up the tubs, sinks and all the containers I could find with water. As it happened, the water I saved ended up being worth it’s weight in gold. For days after Hugo it was all the water we had.

As night began to fall around us and Hugo swirled closer to Charleston, we heard a knock on the door. It was the police, they were making sure people in the neighborhood had evacuated. My mom told the officer that we were staying. The policeman had her sign a form, listing everyone in the house and their ages. He also had her write down our next of kin’s contact information in the event of our deaths. I think that is when I broke down. The fear and stress of the afternoon came tumbling through an internal dam, I leaned over on my sister and cried.

My sister at college in North Carolina, begged on the phone for us to leave, but it was too late to leave even if we wanted to.

During the night the phones and lights went out. WKZQ stayed on the air giving us updates after law enforcement and emergency services left. I remember how eerie it was as the radio played “Riders on the Storm” by The Doors and the wind made the house whine and creak around us. My parents and older sister talked about what we would do if the house flooded. The attic, someone said, we could all get up there if the water rises. They worried about my grandfather, who couldn’t swim, as if anyone would be able to swim out of what was coming.

We eventually blew out the candles and went to bed with Hugo growling around us. When we woke in the morning, the sun was out and birds were chirping. It was like waking from a bad dream. Did that really happen last night?

My brother and dad had left at the crack of dawn to get down to the motel before law enforcement was out to stop them. When they came back hours later their faces were solemn as they prepared my mom for the bad news. The motel was indescribable. Destroyed. My mom wanted to leave then to see for herself but the roads were blocked by debris and the National Guard. We would have to wait to until tomorrow for them to take us all back down there.

The next day we headed to Surfside. We rode along Business 17, looking absolute destruction. When we finally made it to Surfside, my parents went to city hall to get a permit to go see our ocean front property. We drove down Ocean Boulevard, around newly formed sand dunes and fallen Palmetto trees in the road. We stopped in the street in front of where the motel had stood. Our two story, L-shaped hotel was missing half of the first floor rooms. The ground beneath it was gone, only a huge hole, broken asphalt and concrete remained. The second story was dangling in midair as if waving goodbye to the storm that had destroyed it.

Part of the motel, that had been our downstairs apartment, was filled with sand, broken furniture, dead fish, and trash. Only the furniture that was too big to wash out a door or window had stayed. Nearly everything we had was gone or destroyed and there wasn’t any flood insurance on the motel.

The clean-up began. We salvaged what we could, taking it upstairs to a mostly undamaged part of the motel. All our tools, wheel barrow, ladders, everything we needed to clean and repair had been washed away. We did what we could that day and returned to our new home. We went to bed dirty and got up in the morning, put on dirty clothes and went back to work. We drank, bathed, and made food with the reserved water I had saved (in the tub).

One long, hot day while we were working, thirsty and hungry (they hadn’t invented 20 oz. bottled water to take everywhere, yet), my brother and I dug the motel’s vending machine out of the dirt. He pried the door off and found several unbroken glass sodas bottles. We popped the top on one and passed around the hot, sticky, orange drink. My mother looks back in embarrassment because that happened to be the moment a journalist decided to interview her holding the dirty, hot drink, dug out of the sand.

When the phones came back on we began hearing from motel guests, who had stayed at our motel since I was a little girl. They were calling to see if we were okay. My mom had a hard time breaking the news to the guests. Days later, these guests, some of them retirement-age, began showing up with hammers, saws, and tool belts. They asked what we needed, they were ready to work.

They helped us rebuild our home and our livelihood. Friends of friends came unannounced and showed us how to frame doors and walls, how to build a new staircase. People helped us haul out hundreds of pounds of water soaked, sand weighted carpet. My sister’s service fraternity showed up en masse to haul away cinder blocks, trash and wood. My dance squad brought food and clothes and cleaned out the rotting food in our the buried kitchen. There was no end to the kindness, to the love we felt.

I learned more about myself, my family, and humanity in those months of rebuilding than I have in my life since. I had never been challenged so much or for so long. Before that year, I had rarely held a hammer, never sanded or swept until I had blisters on my hands, never lost everything and had to rebuild it myself.

Twenty-five years later it is still hard to believe all the destruction and sorrow that happened because of Hugo. My family, when asked about that time, remembers the pain and fear of the not knowing what would come next. But then a pride comes into our voices, we shift our shoulders back and talk about our strength and endurance through that disaster. We rebuilt our lives, with the help of friends, motel guests, neighbors, strangers. As hard as it was, it made our backbones stronger and our skin tougher. Hugo stands for more than a ravaging storm, for us it stands for Help Us Go On."



written by Neva Campbell and published in The Sun News September 2009

8/14/11

Busy

I've been preparing for a few things and haven't had time to add photos to the posts I have written and saved. One thing I'm getting ready for: teaching an art class!
And that led to me picking up my paintbrush again.
And that led to starting a series of paintings....
Painted Bunting (first in the series)







7/23/11

Facebook Saves Lives

Just read an article about how a few FB posts from a mom with a sick child got responses from friends that told her to get her child to the ER immediately. Her friends suspected Kawasaki disease and they were right.

I to have experienced the wonder of FB.

Whilst on my trip to NYC in the fall I checked in to my FB and saw my neighbor had messaged me that she thought my dogs were out. I called my husband who was sleeping and didn't answer. I messaged her back, she messaged me and said she had caught them. I then called my MIL who woke my hubby who went to get the dogs. Thanks FB!

Then a few weeks ago, as I was reading friends' posts I saw my friend Wendy's husband left a post about being unable to find Wendy at some huge complex. I posted a reply and he replied, "Please call W, I think her iPad died and I can't find her." I don't know why he couldn't call her but I did and was able to reunite the lost couple who were on vacation in another state.

Funny how small the world is becoming.

7/12/11

Observations

In line at the bank yesterday...
Redneck guy with his poodle on the counter, talking loudly on his cellPHONE as the teller politely tried to do her job. Then a guy in the drive-thru catches my attention, I watch him through the large plate glass window dig for gold with his favorite white hankie in view of EVERYONE in the bank. Stay classy, Conway.

On my way to work...
A rainblob, ie: a blob of rainbow that doesn't quite make a arch. Still pretty.

In the grocery store...
A small, wiry man and a large boned, tall woman fighting it out as they walk into the store not giving one shit that they were in public.

In Wonder Works...
A grown man with super curly, short hair in a sleeveless, tight tee and tiny jean shorts and big tennis shoes...I swear it was Richard Simmons...except his outfit wasn't red and white.

At my Mom's...
My 13 year old niece driving the lawnmower pulling a wagon of debris frantically texting. I rolled down my window and yelled, "You Text, You Drive, You Die!!!". I scared her with the shouting then she started laughing and put her phone away (for about 20 seconds).

6/28/11

Strawberry & Basil Heaven














Saturday Night Dinner

After many hours at my nephews birthday bash, several of which my husband was no where to be found, I was exhausted and dehydrated. All I wanted to do was lie down with a huge glass of water and a really long straw (or maybe an IV drip).

But my husband, who returned eventually, told me he had left the party to walk around the huge touristy-shopping-attraction place where the party was. He was raving about this olive oil and vinegar store. All I heard in my party dementia was, "Bla bla vinegar bla bla yum."

After we said out goodbyes to the party people, I managed to walk over to said store. It was very cool (as-much-as I could give a shit in my state of exhaustion). There were vats (maybe not the right word) with spouts on tables all over the room. We were informed to come in and try their 60 varieties. My husband started giving us the tour: you get a tiny paper cup, and try whichever one you want. I had three sips of different olive oil before I felt like puking. Then we tried the balsamic vinegars. They were pretty amazing so I tried about 10 before I told hubby to pick what he wanted and I went to sit down. The girls were really into trying all of them, too, which was so unlike them.

Fast forward to dinner: we stopped and got two kinds of cheese, salad fixings, bread and fruits. We set everything up as the kids went tot he neighbors pool. My husband, my MIL and I sat down to a "grown-up" dinner, I was having flashback to 10.5 years ago. You know, before kids spilled things all over the table, screamed and fought through the meal, etc.

The Strawberry Balsamic and Basil Extra Virgin Olive Oil were amazing on my salad. The Espresso Balsamic was amazing on the bread, the fruit, the cheese. As were the other two...Everything was so yummy. We had so much fun trying  different combinations of food and oil and vinegar. I passed out little bowls for dipping and we drizzled right on our plates. We were sticky and greasy and full by the end (sounds perverted, sorry.)

It was a really fun, special meal where we got to catch up and speak in out "inside voices". Then the kids came in...with wide eyes that we were eating without them. GAW, the nerve! The girls got out a bag of fish sticks and pretended to be grown-ups by making them themselves. Then they ate huge wads of our bread and cheese and fruit as they waited for them to cook. And guess what, they DIDN'T want to try the oil and vinegar with the food. No matter how good we told them everything was!

Weirdos.


Here is what we had:
Basil EVOO
Strawberry Balsamic Vinegar
Espresso Balsamic Vinegar
Tiny Bananas
Pear
Kiwi
Hard Italian Cheese
Havarti Cheese
Two loaves of french bread
Fresh Herbs: basil, mint, thyme and lemon balm
Fresh: cherry tomatoes, romaine, cucumber and avocado
Two bottles of Perrier















Voila! Dinner for three (and two bread hungry munchkins). This is the second photo after the above one, where Z snatched the bread out to gobble it up as I snapped the shot.





And no, I am not getting paid for this...I wish!

2/23/10

What's New

So, how've ya been? Pretty good here...well, actually today has been rather stressful. Like really stressful...kinda like if you were required to pull all your arm hairs out in an eight hour period without being able to mutter a word about how tedious or painful it is. Yea, I know, it's one day and maybe tomorrow I will wake up and things will seem/be better. That's what I am hoping for. It's this client of mine, they are driving me batty but I will get through it. Or die trying...now I mean literally Iing to might die try please this micro-managing, nit-picker.

How's the hub? The Kids? Anything new with you?

Have you read anything good lately? Well, actually yes I have. I started a book club and we had our second meeting. We are/were reading Water for Elephants which I read for the second time. It is awesome, really you should try it! Next we are reading The Hunger Games, the first in a trilogy. Looks really good.I love post-apopylectic fiction. I mean, The Road was amazing, and World War Z, too.

Mostly though it's just been fun getting together with 3 other ladies and talking...you know...without a kid interrupting or pulling on my sleeve and demanding candy. I almost don't know how to converse with adults after having and staying home with two kids. But I am relearning. In fact our little book club is like an Adult Education Center- we are all moms with kids under 10, we are rehabilitating together!

Seen any good movies? No, I didn't see that one but I wanted to. We just watched The Gamer which was okay, it's saving grace was GERARD BUTLER. Yowza! I can't even write anymore about him, I mean the keyboard doesn't work so well with drool on the kets....We also saw Avatar- also okay, pretty long but good eye candy and bla storyline. Oh, oh, I really want to see Wolfman, it looks amazing and I hear the cinementography is terrific. And how can you go wrong with Benicio and Anthony?

The kids? They, thank God, are finally in bed. Yea, they are doing good: the usual- schools good, they love dance,  they can't wait for summer and the Disney trip. B loves being a Girl Scout but those cookies are about to kill me. Not because I have eaten my fill (or eaten even one, I swear, I haven/a't) but because economics and salesmenship is/are just not my fortay (how do you even spell that? Fortae? Fourtay?)

And as far as school goes, I really think the fact that I already passed first and third grades should keep me from relearning all this stuff, but I am right there googling angle and American Revolution and math facts and terms so the little ones don't realize I am an idiot. I need at least a few more years before they think of my like that.

Well, it was good to catch up, I'm going to run take a shower, forgoing shaving the legs of course ( I mean, who is going to see them?) and settle in for a nice long night of The Office reruns.

Keep in touch. Let's talk soon. Lova ya!

N

12/2/09

Hadda Bad Day

Well, as if yesterday wasn't going to be crazy enough on it's own, I got a speeding ticket! Doh! First I have had in about 10 or 12 years. ANNNDDD I didn't have my proof of insurance with me, no, of course not. Instead I had like 25 insurance cards from the past but not the current one. Doh! I distinctly remember when the new cards came in, I forced my husband's into his hand so he wouldn't leave it on his dresser and I made sure my niece took hers. Then apparently I lit my on fire and did a voodoo dance...

So, while I was getting my tickets, the kids were asking a million questions and the minutes were flying out the window...See I was rushing to get my kids from school to my moms' so I could then drive 20 miles south to my mamogram appointment (Is that TMI? It is just a precaution, no problems, don't concern yourselves). So I missed the appointment, continued onto to my moms where I vented and she consoled.

Then I spent an hour curling my little 6 year old Bon Bon's stick straight hair into ringlet for the Nutcracker dress rehearsal. Which, by the way, I had to sit through with all twelve Bon Bons as their "monitor". That should read: Lady who is a pushover and lets them get away with murder and is too stressed or tired to care.

And when I got home my husband had brought home our Christmas tree. Nice, right? Excpet it is 12 FEET TALL! What?!?! I was pretty stunned when I saw it in all it's evergreen glory touching the ceiling surrounded by mass qunatities of fallen needles. I tried to be happy but all I could think was, "Oh, look A LOT of work for me to do tomorrow when I finally might have a tiny break after school before dance. Yea."

Okay, enough venting. I am going to have a better day today. Slowing down will help with that.

10/18/09

Staycation: Part Duo











Just noticed this light fixture in my bathroom at the beachhouse last night. Doesn't it have the most beautiful pattern on it? I am going to have to reproduce it!


Sunrise as I was driving the kids to school. Sooo beautiful but my camera refused to wake up and could only give me this lame, "I'm still asleep and groggy" shot!


Redhead again! A little darker this time and sooo glad to have my bangs out of my eyes!



Bella had this whole set up she wanted to show me. She invented a fishing system using washed up seaoats, twine, nets (not to grab the fish but as anchors and stuff), and ham and a rice cake for bait.


I was in doubt of how such a system could work but did not express it so as not to quell her enthusiasm. But I made this video of her explaining the system....








And right after I turned off the camera, I noticed something on one of her "poles", she lifted it up nonchalantly and low and behold, this little guy was "caught"! No hook needed, thank you! So I guess the universe showed me not to doubt the ingenuity of an eight year old with an imagination. Oh, by the way, he is a baby blue crab, see the little bit of blue on his one claw? The immature crabs (like him) have muted colors, as adults they are much more vibrant. His claw, that a frienemy probably ripped off, will grow back. And boy is his daddy and mommy good eatin'!


Carrying said fishing equipment to the dock.



Love how these little guys stand on one foot. And they have completely painted this dock in bird shit.



The elusive husband and his shadow catching some fish.



Zo was a little wary of reaching in the bucket to get a bait fish because she said they "pinch". 






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